It’s here again, everyone’s least favorite holiday. Yeah, you know which day I’m talking about. We all wait until February 13th and then scramble to try to find dinner reservations only to pivot to buying groceries and pretending the plan was always to make a romantic dinner at home. On Valentine’s day you realize that you never bought a present for your significant other, so you start furiously scrolling Amazon to see what has same day delivery. We haven’t even started on the single folks who get to enjoy a nice recipe from everyone’s favorite cookbook, Microwave Cooking for One. Yeah, the holiday kind of sucks, but it doesn’t have to. GreenDoc is here to help you make the most out of Valentine’s day.
We have come up with 4 different sets of products to help each type of Valentine.
The “My Dog is the Only One I Need”
You’re not wrong. No one will love you like your dog (if you have a cat, it doesn’t love you – it’s plotting against you as you read this). Your dog needs some TLC just like you, and we recommend some pet-friendly CBD. Our tincture is made from locally grown CBD with added fish oil to improve your pet’s joint-health. For you we would suggest our Delta-8 THC and CBG tincture. Optimized to provide you with the perfect night for a couch snuggle without the anxiety or obligatory chocolates (well, at least not for your pet).
The “Girls Night Out”
You recognize that often all you need is a good friend; well, a good friend and a good buzz. Time to kick back, mix in a 3Chi Delta-9 THC margarita pouch to your favorite drink and let the night begin. The 10mg should start the party off on the right foot, and have you laughing, chatting, and making the most of the night straight through till 12:01. You got this!
The “Let’s Suck it Up and Get Through It”
Breathe deep, and remember you actually love your partner (or at least you love not losing half of your stuff). Time to start the night off with a nice hit from one of many HHC vapes – sativa, you can’t sleep through this. We all know your dinner reservation is probably going to be lost or the restaurant is going to be running a half hour late. That’s ok because you brought your Highly Concentr8ted delta-9 THC edibles – by the time dinner comes you’ll be loving the night.
The “I Actually Enjoy This for Some Reason.”
That’s right, we even created some product recommendations for the 1 person in the country that actually enjoys Valentine’s day. You’re welcome, Steve. You start the day off with some THC-V edibles from Creating Better Days to get you up and running and make sure that you don’t overeat at lunch. When you get off work, you take a bite of the 3Chi Delta-9 THC Root Beer Taffy and get ready for your night.
Whatever your plans are for Valentine’s Day, GreenDoc can help make them better.
